12-22-2004, 01:06 AM
For a moment, all Kei heard was heavy breathing on the other end of the phone.
"Hi Princess..." a male voice said with a snicker..."Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" he asked her not waiting for her reply.
"Really? You have? Well damn me! Here I thought I'd be your first. But then again, you're a big girl, you've probably had plenty of firsts, or thirds, or whatever falls in that catagory." he rambled on for a few moments about a rubber chicken and some guy named Weasel before he got to the purpose of his phone call.
"So cute stuff, tell Mulder I know where his sister is. Uncle Deadpool knows all, sees all, and likes it with french fries and napalm. And oh yeah, tell him to keep the Skrull in line..or else." a bit more heavy breathing followed and a deep sigh "Well Love you muffin but I've got bills to pay and internet porn to watch. Pet the puppy for me, Deuce thinks she's one hot b..bye!" and with that, the line went silent.
Leaving Kei more than bewildered holding the receiver in her hand.
"Hi Princess..." a male voice said with a snicker..."Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" he asked her not waiting for her reply.
"Really? You have? Well damn me! Here I thought I'd be your first. But then again, you're a big girl, you've probably had plenty of firsts, or thirds, or whatever falls in that catagory." he rambled on for a few moments about a rubber chicken and some guy named Weasel before he got to the purpose of his phone call.
"So cute stuff, tell Mulder I know where his sister is. Uncle Deadpool knows all, sees all, and likes it with french fries and napalm. And oh yeah, tell him to keep the Skrull in line..or else." a bit more heavy breathing followed and a deep sigh "Well Love you muffin but I've got bills to pay and internet porn to watch. Pet the puppy for me, Deuce thinks she's one hot b..bye!" and with that, the line went silent.
Leaving Kei more than bewildered holding the receiver in her hand.