Who's your favorite standup comedian?

[The Truth]

Eddie Izzard, without a doubt. The only comedian who has ever had me in tears, laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. He has a stand up special called "Dressed to Kill" in which he has a short bit comparing, or rather contrasting, Christianity and Paganism. My best friend was there with me and was ready to give me the "Heimlich Manuever" because he could see me doubling over.

(Paraphrased)
Dr. Heimlich: Helga! Helga! Wake up!
Ms. Heimlick: Ack! What is it Dr. Heimlich?
DH: What are you calling me Dr. Heimlich? I'm you're husband for christ's sake. Don't be so bloodly Prussian!"
MH: Fine.... What is it Gunthar?
DH: Helga.....I have invented...a manuever...
MH: What are you a bloody tank commander now!?