04-05-2005, 03:12 AM
"I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet and reminded myself, 'What Would Jesus Do?' So I lit the guy on fire and sent him to Hell." - Daniel Tosh
"My teeth have so much tartar, I don't have to dunk my fishsticks in $#!*" - Mitch Hedberg
"My teeth have so much tartar, I don't have to dunk my fishsticks in $#!*" - Mitch Hedberg