Comedy Classics!!

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"Have you ever blacked out while drinking...or as I like to call it, TIME TRAVEL? You're drinking, you're in a bar, you black out. You're drinking, you're in a bar, you black out. You're drinking, you wake up, you're working at the McDonalds for 5 years and still haven't made assistant manager yet! You want to quit, but you're @#!#! the girl on the fryilator. They say she's retarded, but those @#!@# ain't retarded!" -Dave Attel


"You ever notice there aren't a lot of Chinese guys named RUSTY?" -George Carlin