Who's your favorite standup comedian?

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GOD, PLEASE DON'T ASK ME THIS QUESTION!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CHILDREN!!!!!!

To best answer the question, I would have to give a list as oppposed to picking one, so here we go.

-Dave Attell
-Bill Cosby
-George Carlin
-Pablo Francisco
-Steven Wright
-Jim Gaffigan
-Todd Barry
-STEPHEN LYNCH (seeing in concert highly recommended!)
-Ralphie May
-Mitch Hedberg
-Lewis Black
-Daniel Tosh
-Nick Swardsdon (SP?)
-Bill Engvall
-Ron White
-Larry the Cable guy
-Jeff Foxworthy
-Tenacious D (the most rocking comedy group...EVER!)
-Ray Ramano
-Dane Cook
-Denis Leary (when he actually still DID stand-up)
-Judy Gold
-Mitch Fatell
-Louie Anderson
-Richard Pryor
-Eddie Murphy (see comment on Denis Leary)
-Robin Williams
-Amazing Jonothan
-Louis C.K.
-Patton Oswalt
-Dr. Pepper
-Jim Breuer
-Wanda Sykes
-Dave Chappelle
-Greg Giraldo
-Nick Dipaolo
-Gene Pompa
-Maria Bamford
-Arj Barker
-Billy Burr
-Jeff Dunham
-Adam Ferrara
-Zach Galafinakis (SP?)
-Darrel Hammond
-Garbriel Iglesias
-Dom Irrera
-Kathleen Madigan
-Brian Posehn
-Brian Regan
-Tom Papa
-Johnny Sanchez
-Drew Carry
-Todd Glass
-Elvira Kurt
-Jim David
-Richard Jenni
-Ardal O'Hanlon
-Al Madrigal
-Sabrina Matthews
-Steve Martin
-Jim Carey
-Rodney Dangerfield
-Jay Mohr
-John Pinette
-Greg Proops
-Jeffrey Ross
-Chris Rock
-Margaret Smith
-Harland Williams

Like I said, DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! I'm not good at it. Hopefully my quite extensive list will help you think of YOU'RE favorite, though.