04-02-2005, 01:52 PM
"Chocolate cake, for breakfast?...wait..There's eggs in chocolate cake! and milk!...Dad is great...gave us the chocolate cake!" Bill Cosby.
"What the f&#^ is agoonygoogoo?" Eddie Murphy
"If I could be a superhero
Would you be justice guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f*$&^ Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob)
Then you would be justice guy
Or you could be more subtle
No I didnât mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie (especially Bob)
Then you would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a superhero like me"
Stephen Lynch-Superhero
"Sometimes I just throw a potato in the oven, cause who knows?" Mitch Hedberg on the length of time it takes to make baked potatos.
"What the f&#^ is agoonygoogoo?" Eddie Murphy
"If I could be a superhero
Would you be justice guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f*$&^ Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob)
Then you would be justice guy
Or you could be more subtle
No I didnât mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie (especially Bob)
Then you would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a superhero like me"
Stephen Lynch-Superhero
"Sometimes I just throw a potato in the oven, cause who knows?" Mitch Hedberg on the length of time it takes to make baked potatos.
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