04-05-2005, 06:44 PM
Two guys are talking and one says to the other: "What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?" The other one says, "I'd sh*g everything that moved...What would you do?" And he says, "I'd stand perfectly still." - Billy Connolly
Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough? Whid ye like some mare o' the same?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the testicles be out of the question???' - Billy Connolly
Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough? Whid ye like some mare o' the same?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the testicles be out of the question???' - Billy Connolly
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