How To...

[Local Hero]

How to Bathe a Cat...

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog

[Enchantress]

I've seen that one before and it never fails to make me laugh!

[Solace]

That could get dangerous....a wet cat is never a happy cat. But that made me smile, I have a little orange moster I'd love to try that with...alas kid sister won't let my do that to her 'baby'....little clawed moster that he is. Thanks for posting that Bill, I needed the laugh ^_^

[SLVRSR4]

THAT HAD ME ROLLING!!!!!!!!!! It was the first time I'd ever seen that, and I must say, I've had to give Cats baths before on several occasions, and this is a much more feasable way of doing it! Thanks for the laugh, Bill.